Sunday, August 20, 2006

Oh! My Malaysia – Part 1: UPM’s guideline is a hoax?

It’s rather a challenge for me to come up with something when other people demand that I write on some hotly-debated issues affecting my beloved country. Behold ye people! Thou shalt witness what thou deserveth! Whatever… You guys should remember that I am only expressing m personal view, which of course, can be wrong. I am also writing using publicly available information, thus having very limited scope which I can cover.

I’ll start with the latest issue that came last month, the ‘guidebook’ for Ethnic Relations subject, or ‘textbook’ as the media call it. It stated when a DAP MP raised up the issue of excessively seditious, factually inaccurate and heavily biased content of the UPM version of the book which put the whole blame on other non-Malay races and DAP politicians for the past ethic and religious friction in Malaysia.

It takes two to tango, or perhaps the Malay version of it bertepuk sebelah tangan masakan berbunyi can express it better. To put the words in a logical manner, a racial riot can only happen between at least two (2) races (mind the bracket), and must be instigated by at least one. Assuming only one side provoking, the other side must be on the defensive. Records that we have show that for every event the scale of each tension was rather alarming, on all sides. Apart from 1969 unrest, other cases were very much more localised and considered isolated thus can be more easily hidden from the public. Who started those races? Who were the victims?

Having said that, one could wonder how the public could actually gain access the true story behind each event since the investigation and reporting of such events had never been done in a transparent way. Chinese newspapers on the other hand have the leverage of limited public access to it to publish reports on more issues without fearing widespread backlash against it for “touching the sensitivity of other races” because very few other races can read them anyway. Despite having a few commissions to investigate these “disturbances” the reports would usually be swept under the carpet if not buried in the National Archive. Since the parliament cannot discuss such matter freely, and even if they do they will not get media coverage, it would finally lead to the ultimate question – how credible are the reports on these riots and to what extent can they be used for historical reference?

When the shadow cabinet, including my Uncle Lim was fiercely attacking the government and demanded an explanation over the use of the guide book for such a sensitive subject, my Tok Pa came to the scene only to add oil to the scorching fire by defending the use of the guidebook. A friend of mine told me that he thinks that I am likely to come to the defence of Tok Pa. Quite right, but not in its entirety. Given his academic background, he had ‘academically’ addressed all issues to my satisfaction, except two.

The first one would be the Kampung Medan incident, where Dr Jeeyasooria himself refuted that he actually suggested that Indian youths were responsible for it. Instead, Dr Jeeyasooria merely listed that abovementioned factor as one of the many reasons that sparked the violence, and he had never discounted any factor above the others. He also attacked the ones who had actually misquoted his report in the UPM’s Ethnic Relations Guideline, not only for doing so without his consent but also for using it to paint a sheep black. As such, Tok Pa’s reply was grossly irresponsible.

Another one would be the DAP’s involvemet in 13 May 1969. Tok Pa admitted the biasness of the report for singling DAP out as the sole perpetrator of the incident, but I believe it could have been addressed better. I guess shifting from economic planning to human resource is still a big blow for Tok Pa. He still lacks the human aspect in dealing with people. All and all, in my opinion, this is the most interesting issue because this is the base of the whole story of ethnic relations, especially in Malaysia.

As for Tok Pa’s address in the Parliament, I do not really know who to blame. As far as the doctrine of ministerial responsibility is concerned, Tok Pa must take full responsibility for his underperformance. His inability to properly come up with proper due diligence before the address had caused this much trouble. I am quite sure this incident will be used as a bullet to shoot him down come the next election or UMNO general assembly.

What about the civil servants and advisors who are supposed to come up with advise to the minister? Did the officers do enough research before submitting the speech to the minister? Did the writers actually read the reports on those incidents in its entirety before using it? We know for a fact that even ministers do not read and talk as if they are the primary source of knowledge. A good example was when the whole Cabinet and Malaysian media condemned a terrorism ‘specialist’ for allegedly linking Malaysia to Al-Qaeda in his book, only to be embarrassed when Tun Dr Mahathir himself made a statement that he found nothing in the book that suggests so. This poor fellow had to come all the way to Malaysia to defend himself, and luckily the then Premier was kind enough to help him and thus saved Malaysia from further embarrassment in the international media, for not READING BOOKS.

My resolution is that all these happen because we Malaysians are ignorant. That’s that, and all there is for today. I wish you all a good time this summer, in Malaysia or elsewhere. Wait for my next article in this series, “Article 153”.

In the meantime, please enjoy a gaiden by the title “Kehidupan terlampau seekor kucing yang melampau” (Coming soon…) and my favourite blog.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Kisah Perjalanan Sehelai Baju Yang AMAT Melampau

Aku tulis dalam Bahasa Melayu dulu sebab aku takde masa. Aku bagi kronologi dah la ye



Disember 2003 - Trip ke Italy. Kerol beli baju Hilfiger-style yg aku berkenan
Mac 2004 - Kirim baju yang sama kat Syazwan yg duduk di Colmar http://syazwan.blogspot.com/
Mei 2004 - Syazwan bagi baju kat Ihab dari Colmar, France ke London.
Jun 2004 - Ihab bagi baju kat Zai dari Soton
Jun 2004 - Zai datang ke London untuk balik Malaysia tapi tak sempat nak bagi baju kat aku
Ogos 2004 - Aku ke KL untuk amik baju tapi Zai tak angkat telefon bila aku sampai ke Taman Melawati. Frust menonggeng aku. Dah sampai depan rumah dia lak tak angkat telefon
September 2004 - Baju kembali ke Soton
December 2004 - Zai datang London dan lupa bawak baju
Julai 2005 - Sama kes macam dulu
3 Jun 2006 - Baju sampai ke tangan aku... Alhamdulillah

Aku rasa, dari segi milage, baju ni dah berjalan lebih dari aku pon. Apa korang rasa? Bukankah baju ni telah melalui suatu perjalanan yang amat melampau??? Apa2 pon, terima kasih kepada Syazwan, Ihab dan Zai

Friday, June 02, 2006

Cherie, Cherie, Cherry... £1 per punnet vs RM4000 per hour

I am going to make this post short as I'm running out of time. More papers are approaching and none of them so far seemed to be like a ticket for a good job offer. Truly I am opposed to any foreign lawyer's presence in any Malaysian court, but I also agree with the view that as long as it is legal, no-one has any ground to deny Cherie Booth, an eminent Queen's Counsel from representing Fawziah Holdings. She is an outstanding human rights lawyer and from the way I see it, there really was biasness in the way the Ministry of Finance handled the concessionaire affair. The problem is, will the government let the First Lady report all her experience meddling with this high-profile case to No.10 Downing Street and let BBC broadcast the turnmoil of our pain-in-the-ass legal system to the whole world? Allah knows best.

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